/* The Daily Bollocking */

:root {
  --paper: #F4F0E8;
  --desk: #E4DDCE;
  --sheet: #FCFAF5;
  --ink: #16140F;
  --muted: #6F6859;
  --rule: #DAD2C1;
  --red: #C8102E;
  --flag: #C8102E;
  --green: #1E6B45;
  --pen: #1F3A7A;
  --focus: #2B6CB0;
  --shadow: 40, 30, 10;
  --grain: 0.45;

  --serif: "Source Serif 4", "Iowan Old Style", Georgia, serif;
  --tabloid: "Anton", Impact, "Arial Narrow Bold", sans-serif;
  --mono: "IBM Plex Mono", ui-monospace, Menlo, monospace;

  --gutter: clamp(1rem, 4vw, 3rem);
  --ease: cubic-bezier(.2, .7, .2, 1);

  color-scheme: light;
}

@media (prefers-color-scheme: dark) {
  :root {
    --paper: #121110;
    --desk: #0C0B09;
    --sheet: #1A1915;
    --ink: #EFE9DC;
    --muted: #958D7C;
    --rule: #2F2B24;
    --red: #EC3048;
    --green: #5BC28E;
    --pen: #97B0EC;
    --focus: #7FB0E8;
    --shadow: 0, 0, 0;
    --grain: 0.2;
    color-scheme: dark;
  }
}

*, *::before, *::after { box-sizing: border-box; }
[hidden] { display: none !important; }

body {
  margin: 0;
  background: var(--paper);
  color: var(--ink);
  font: 400 16px/1.5 var(--serif);
  -webkit-font-smoothing: antialiased;
  text-rendering: optimizeLegibility;
}

/* Paper grain over everything */
body::after {
  content: "";
  position: fixed;
  inset: 0;
  z-index: 100;
  pointer-events: none;
  opacity: var(--grain);
  background-image: url("data:image/svg+xml,%3Csvg xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2000/svg' width='220' height='220'%3E%3Cfilter id='n'%3E%3CfeTurbulence type='fractalNoise' baseFrequency='.85' numOctaves='3' stitchTiles='stitch'/%3E%3CfeColorMatrix values='0 0 0 0 .45 0 0 0 0 .4 0 0 0 0 .3 0 0 0 .1 0'/%3E%3C/filter%3E%3Crect width='100%25' height='100%25' filter='url(%23n)'/%3E%3C/svg%3E");
}

button {
  -webkit-appearance: none;
  appearance: none;
  margin: 0;
  padding: 0;
  border: 0;
  background: none;
  color: inherit;
  font: inherit;
  text-align: inherit;
  cursor: pointer;
}

:focus-visible { outline: 2px solid var(--focus); outline-offset: 3px; }

p { margin: 0; }

.sc {
  font-variant-caps: all-small-caps;
  letter-spacing: .07em;
  color: var(--muted);
}

.mono { font-family: var(--mono); font-size: .8em; letter-spacing: .02em; }

kbd {
  display: inline-block;
  min-width: 1.6em;
  padding: 0 .35em;
  border: 1px solid var(--rule);
  border-bottom-width: 2px;
  border-radius: 3px;
  font: 500 .72rem/1.6 var(--mono);
  text-align: center;
  color: var(--ink);
}

@media (hover: none) { .keys-hint { display: none !important; } }


/* ---------- Gate ---------- */

.gate {
  min-height: 100vh;
  min-height: 100dvh;
  display: grid;
  grid-template-rows: auto auto 1fr auto;
}

.topbar {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  align-items: baseline;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: .25rem 1rem;
  padding: 1rem var(--gutter) .9rem;
  border-bottom: 3px double var(--ink);
}

.brand {
  font-weight: 800;
  font-size: 1.2rem;
  font-variant-caps: small-caps;
  letter-spacing: .05em;
}

.topbar-note {
  font-variant-caps: all-small-caps;
  letter-spacing: .07em;
  color: var(--muted);
}

.gate-question {
  margin: 0;
  padding: clamp(2rem, 7vw, 5rem) var(--gutter) clamp(1.5rem, 4vw, 3rem);
  font-weight: 800;
  font-size: clamp(3.25rem, 11vw, 10rem);
  line-height: .88;
  letter-spacing: -.045em;
  text-wrap: balance;
}

.gate-question .q {
  color: var(--red);
  font-style: italic;
  font-weight: 700;
}

.doors {
  display: flex;
  min-height: clamp(22rem, 54vh, 38rem);
  border-top: 1px solid var(--ink);
}

.door {
  position: relative;
  flex: 1 1 0;
  display: flex;
  flex-direction: column;
  justify-content: flex-end;
  gap: .35rem;
  padding: clamp(1.5rem, 3.5vw, 2.75rem) var(--gutter);
  overflow: hidden;
  transition: flex-grow .6s var(--ease);
}

.door:hover, .door:focus-visible { flex-grow: 1.4; }
.door:focus-visible { outline-offset: -6px; }

.door-yes { background: var(--sheet); }
.door-no  { background: var(--flag); color: #fff; }

.door-kicker {
  font: 500 .7rem/1 var(--mono);
  letter-spacing: .22em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  opacity: .7;
}

.door-title {
  margin: .25rem 0 .1rem -.04em;
  font-size: clamp(6rem, 17vw, 15rem);
  line-height: .8;
  transition: transform .6s var(--ease);
  transform-origin: left bottom;
}

.door:hover .door-title { transform: scale(1.04); }

.door-yes .door-title {
  font-weight: 700;
  font-style: italic;
  letter-spacing: -.05em;
  color: var(--green);
}

.door-no .door-title {
  margin-top: .6rem;
  font-family: var(--tabloid);
  line-height: .92;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.door-sub {
  font-size: clamp(1.5rem, 3.2vw, 2.4rem);
  font-weight: 700;
  line-height: 1.05;
  letter-spacing: -.02em;
}

.door-no .door-sub {
  font-family: var(--tabloid);
  font-weight: 400;
  letter-spacing: .01em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.door-desc {
  max-width: 26rem;
  font-size: 1.02rem;
  line-height: 1.45;
  opacity: .72;
}

.door-go {
  margin-top: 1.1rem;
  font: 500 .72rem/1 var(--mono);
  letter-spacing: .2em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  opacity: 0;
  transform: translateX(-.75rem);
  transition: opacity .35s var(--ease), transform .35s var(--ease);
}

.door:hover .door-go, .door:focus-visible .door-go { opacity: 1; transform: none; }

@media (hover: none) {
  .door-go { opacity: 1; transform: none; }
}

@media (max-width: 700px) {
  .doors { flex-direction: column; }
  .door { min-height: 17rem; }
  .door:hover { flex-grow: 1; }
}

.gate-foot {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: .5rem 1rem;
  padding: .9rem var(--gutter) 1rem;
  border-top: 1px solid var(--ink);
  font-style: italic;
  color: var(--muted);
}

.gate-foot .keys-hint { font-style: normal; }


/* ---------- Desk ---------- */

.desk {
  min-height: 100vh;
  min-height: 100dvh;
  display: grid;
  grid-template-rows: auto 1fr auto auto;
  grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr);
}

.desk.hr  { background: var(--desk); --accent: var(--green); }
.desk.nhr { --accent: var(--red); }

/* Protective marking, top and bottom like a real document */
.marking {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 1rem;
  padding: .7rem var(--gutter);
  font: 500 .66rem/1.4 var(--mono);
  letter-spacing: .24em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  text-align: center;
  color: var(--accent);
}

.marking::before, .marking::after {
  content: "";
  flex: 1;
  border-top: 1px solid currentColor;
  opacity: .4;
}

.paper {
  width: 100%;
  max-width: 86rem;
  margin: 0 auto;
}

/* HR: a memo lying on the desk */
.hr .paper {
  position: relative;
  width: calc(100% - 2 * var(--gutter));
  max-width: 62rem;
  margin: .5rem auto clamp(1.5rem, 4vw, 3rem);
  padding: clamp(1.4rem, 4.5vw, 3.75rem) clamp(1.25rem, 5vw, 4.5rem) clamp(1.75rem, 4vw, 3.25rem);
  background: var(--sheet);
  box-shadow:
    0 1px 1px rgba(var(--shadow), .06),
    0 12px 24px -12px rgba(var(--shadow), .22),
    0 40px 80px -40px rgba(var(--shadow), .4);
  transform: rotate(-.25deg);
}

/* Hole punches */
.hr .paper::before {
  content: "";
  position: absolute;
  left: clamp(.45rem, 1.6vw, 1.2rem);
  top: 0;
  bottom: 0;
  width: .85rem;
  background:
    radial-gradient(circle, var(--desk) 0 .38rem, transparent .42rem) 0 30% / .85rem .85rem no-repeat,
    radial-gradient(circle, var(--desk) 0 .38rem, transparent .42rem) 0 70% / .85rem .85rem no-repeat;
}

@media (max-width: 640px) { .hr .paper::before { display: none; } }

.nhr .paper { padding: 0 var(--gutter); }

.memo-head { display: block; }
.masthead { display: none; }
.nhr .memo-head { display: none; }
.nhr .masthead { display: block; }


/* Memo letterhead */

.letterhead {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  align-items: flex-end;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: 1rem 2rem;
  padding-bottom: .9rem;
  border-bottom: 3px double var(--ink);
}

.wordmark {
  font-weight: 800;
  font-size: clamp(1.3rem, 2.8vw, 1.75rem);
  font-variant-caps: small-caps;
  letter-spacing: .05em;
  line-height: 1;
}

.dept {
  margin-top: .3rem;
  font-style: italic;
  color: var(--muted);
}

.ref { text-align: right; line-height: 1.4; }
.ref .mono { color: var(--ink); }

@media (max-width: 640px) { .ref { text-align: left; } }

.fields {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: 4rem minmax(0, 1fr);
  gap: .25rem 1rem;
  margin: 0;
  padding: .9rem 0;
  border-bottom: 1px solid var(--rule);
}

@media (min-width: 760px) {
  .fields { grid-template-columns: 4rem minmax(0, 1fr) 4rem minmax(0, 1fr); }
}

.fields dt {
  font-variant-caps: all-small-caps;
  letter-spacing: .07em;
  color: var(--muted);
}

.fields dd { margin: 0; }


/* Tabloid masthead */

.flag {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  align-items: center;
  gap: 1.5rem;
  margin: 0 calc(-1 * var(--gutter));
  padding: .4rem var(--gutter) .3rem;
  background: var(--flag);
  color: #fff;
}

.flag-name {
  font-family: var(--tabloid);
  font-size: clamp(2.3rem, 8.5vw, 6.5rem);
  line-height: 1;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  white-space: nowrap;
}

.ear {
  flex: 0 0 auto;
  max-width: 13rem;
  padding: .55rem .75rem;
  border: 1px solid rgba(255, 255, 255, .55);
  font-size: .88rem;
  line-height: 1.3;
  text-align: center;
}

.ear b {
  display: block;
  font: 400 1.05rem/1.2 var(--tabloid);
  letter-spacing: .04em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

@media (max-width: 700px) { .ear { display: none; } }

.dateline {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: auto 1fr auto;
  border-bottom: 4px solid var(--ink);
  font-variant-caps: all-small-caps;
  letter-spacing: .07em;
  color: var(--muted);
}

.dateline > span { padding: .5rem 1rem; border-left: 1px solid var(--rule); }
.dateline > span:first-child { padding-left: 0; border-left: 0; }
.dateline > span:last-child { padding-right: 0; }
.dateline .mono { color: var(--ink); }
.today-long { text-align: center; }

@media (max-width: 560px) {
  .dateline { grid-template-columns: auto 1fr; }
  .dateline .price { display: none; }
  .today-long { text-align: right; padding-right: 0 !important; }
}


/* Section nav */

.sections {
  display: flex;
  align-items: baseline;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  padding: .6rem 0;
  border-bottom: 1px solid var(--rule);
}

.sections .lead {
  margin-right: 1rem;
  font-variant-caps: all-small-caps;
  letter-spacing: .07em;
}

.sections button {
  padding: 0 .9rem;
  border-left: 1px solid var(--rule);
  color: var(--muted);
  transition: color .2s;
}

.sections .lead + button { padding-left: 0; border-left: 0; }
.sections button:hover { color: var(--ink); }

.sections button[aria-pressed="true"] {
  color: var(--ink);
  text-decoration: underline 2px var(--accent);
  text-underline-offset: .32em;
}

.hr .sections button { font-style: italic; }

.nhr .sections { border-bottom: 1px solid var(--ink); }
.nhr .sections .lead { font: 400 1.05rem/1 var(--tabloid); letter-spacing: .03em; text-transform: uppercase; font-variant-caps: normal; color: var(--red); }
.nhr .sections button { font: 400 1.05rem/1.2 var(--tabloid); letter-spacing: .03em; text-transform: uppercase; }

@media (max-width: 640px) {
  .sections { flex-wrap: nowrap; overflow-x: auto; white-space: nowrap; scrollbar-width: none; }
  .sections::-webkit-scrollbar { display: none; }
}


/* ---------- Stage ---------- */

.stage {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr);
  align-content: center;
  width: 100%;
  min-height: clamp(20rem, 52vh, 34rem);
  padding: clamp(2rem, 6vw, 4.5rem) 0;
}

.story, .reply, .closing { display: block; }

.para-no, .closing, .closing-no, .signoff { display: none; }

.reply { text-wrap: balance; }
.reply .stop { color: var(--accent); }

.reply.out { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(-.15em); transition: opacity .14s, transform .14s; }
.reply.in { animation: rise .55s var(--ease); }

@keyframes rise {
  from { opacity: 0; transform: translateY(.3em); filter: blur(6px); }
  to   { opacity: 1; transform: none; filter: none; }
}


/* Memo: numbered paragraphs */

.hr .stage {
  grid-template-columns: clamp(1.75rem, 5vw, 3.5rem) minmax(0, 1fr);
  align-content: start;
  min-height: 0;
  padding: clamp(2rem, 5vw, 3.5rem) 0 0;
}

.hr .para-no {
  display: block;
  padding-top: .5em;
  font-size: clamp(1rem, 1.8vw, 1.2rem);
  color: var(--muted);
}

.hr .reply {
  max-width: 20ch;
  font-weight: 600;
  font-size: clamp(2rem, 5vw, 4.2rem);
  line-height: 1.08;
  letter-spacing: -.022em;
}

.hr .reply.medium { max-width: 24ch; font-size: clamp(1.8rem, 4.1vw, 3.4rem); }
.hr .reply.long   { max-width: 28ch; font-size: clamp(1.6rem, 3.3vw, 2.75rem); }

.hr .closing-no { display: block; padding-top: clamp(1.4rem, 3vw, 2.2rem); font-size: clamp(1rem, 1.8vw, 1.2rem); color: var(--muted); }

.hr .closing {
  display: block;
  margin-top: clamp(1.4rem, 3vw, 2.2rem);
  font-size: clamp(1.05rem, 1.8vw, 1.25rem);
  font-style: italic;
  color: var(--muted);
}

.hr .signoff {
  grid-column: 2;
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  align-items: flex-end;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: 1.5rem 2rem;
  margin-top: clamp(1.75rem, 4vw, 2.75rem);
}

.signature { display: block; }

.signature svg {
  display: block;
  width: clamp(9rem, 18vw, 12rem);
  height: auto;
  fill: none;
  stroke: var(--pen);
  stroke-width: 2.4;
  stroke-linecap: round;
  stroke-linejoin: round;
}

.signature .sc {
  display: block;
  margin-top: .2rem;
  padding-top: .35rem;
  border-top: 1px solid var(--rule);
}

.hr .kicker, .hr .byline-row { display: none; }


/* Front page: the splash */

.nhr .stage { padding-bottom: clamp(2rem, 5vw, 3.5rem); }

.kicker {
  display: flex;
  align-items: center;
  gap: .8rem;
  margin-bottom: clamp(.8rem, 2vw, 1.2rem);
  font: 400 1.05rem/1 var(--tabloid);
  letter-spacing: .06em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.kicker .tag { padding: .3rem .55rem .25rem; background: var(--ink); color: var(--paper); }
.kicker .section { color: var(--red); }

.nhr .reply {
  font-family: var(--tabloid);
  font-size: clamp(2.7rem, 8.4vw, 7.75rem);
  line-height: .97;
  letter-spacing: .003em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
}

.nhr .reply.medium { font-size: clamp(2.3rem, 6.2vw, 5.75rem); }
.nhr .reply.long   { font-size: clamp(2rem, 4.8vw, 4.4rem); }

.reply .sw {
  padding: 0 .06em;
  background: linear-gradient(transparent 17%, var(--flag) 17%, var(--flag) 90%, transparent 90%);
  color: #fff;
  -webkit-box-decoration-break: clone;
  box-decoration-break: clone;
}

.byline-row {
  display: flex;
  justify-content: space-between;
  align-items: flex-end;
  flex-wrap: wrap;
  gap: 1rem 2rem;
  margin-top: clamp(1.1rem, 2.5vw, 1.6rem);
  padding-top: .65rem;
  border-top: 1px solid var(--ink);
}

.byline { font-size: 1.05rem; }
.byline i { color: var(--muted); }


/* Rubber stamps */

.stamp {
  display: inline-block;
  padding: .35em .7em .3em;
  border: .16em solid currentColor;
  border-radius: .2em;
  font: 400 clamp(1rem, 2.1vw, 1.45rem)/1 var(--tabloid);
  letter-spacing: .08em;
  text-transform: uppercase;
  color: var(--accent);
  opacity: .82;
  transform: rotate(-6deg);
  mix-blend-mode: multiply;
  pointer-events: none;
}

.stamp small {
  display: block;
  margin-top: .3em;
  font: italic 400 .5em/1 var(--serif);
  letter-spacing: .02em;
  text-transform: none;
  text-align: center;
}

.stamp.thump { animation: thump .3s cubic-bezier(.2, .9, .3, 1.3); }

@keyframes thump {
  0%   { opacity: 0; transform: rotate(-6deg) scale(1.7); }
  60%  { opacity: .9; transform: rotate(-6deg) scale(.96); }
  100% { opacity: .82; transform: rotate(-6deg) scale(1); }
}

@media (prefers-color-scheme: dark) { .stamp { mix-blend-mode: normal; } }


/* ---------- Colophon ---------- */

.colophon {
  display: grid;
  grid-template-columns: minmax(0, 1fr) auto;
  grid-template-areas: "actions keys" "imprint imprint";
  gap: .9rem 2rem;
  width: 100%;
  max-width: 86rem;
  margin: 0 auto;
  padding: 1rem var(--gutter);
  border-top: 3px double var(--ink);
}

.hr .colophon { max-width: calc(62rem + 2 * var(--gutter)); border-top-color: var(--rule); }
.nhr .colophon { border-top: 4px solid var(--ink); }

.actions { grid-area: actions; display: flex; flex-wrap: wrap; align-items: center; gap: .5rem; }
.colophon .keys-hint { grid-area: keys; align-self: center; color: var(--muted); font-size: .92rem; }
.imprint { grid-area: imprint; font-size: .92rem; font-style: italic; color: var(--muted); }

.btn {
  padding: .45rem .85rem .5rem;
  border: 1px solid var(--ink);
  font-variant-caps: all-small-caps;
  letter-spacing: .08em;
  font-size: 1.02rem;
  line-height: 1;
  transition: background-color .15s, color .15s, border-color .15s;
}

.btn:hover { background: var(--ink); color: var(--paper); }
.btn-quiet { border-color: var(--rule); color: var(--muted); }
.btn-quiet:hover { border-color: var(--ink); }
.btn[aria-pressed="true"] { background: var(--accent); border-color: var(--accent); color: #fff; }
.hr #bleep { display: none; }

#next { background: var(--ink); color: var(--paper); }
#next:hover { background: var(--accent); border-color: var(--accent); color: #fff; }

.toast { margin-left: .4rem; font-style: italic; color: var(--accent); }

@media (max-width: 640px) {
  .colophon { grid-template-columns: 1fr; grid-template-areas: "actions" "imprint"; }
}


@media (prefers-reduced-motion: reduce) {
  *, *::before, *::after { animation: none !important; transition: none !important; }
}